Robert S 75 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Words to remember, for sure... 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." 4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. 5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. 8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws. 9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before. 10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. 11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes. 12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. 13) Airplanes expect to be tied down. 14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills. 15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. 16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snave 466 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Why Women are like Airplanes 1: No matter how much you spend on them, it's never enough 2: When you lift up the landing gear, there's always an anxious wait for the green light... 3: Both complain about putting on weight 4: If you take your attention off them for a moment, they'll slap you 5: Both have a talent for side-slipping if you roll over 6: If you want a safe cruise, leave the undercarriage alone. 7: Both can drop into a field in an emergency, but neither will like it 8: Both need de-icing before you'll get anywhere 9: As they get older, they need more paint and 10: Before you can replace them with a younger model, both will cost you a fortune. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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