astrosammy 0 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Yes, sorry, it's not funny at all... "This is my first day!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPetroSS 542 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 There's a plane stuck on my wall...WHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girivs 0 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Here's mine, not very funny but for what its worth, here's what happens when a metaphor is interpreted creatively! Question: "Is this incident a case of closing the stable door after the horse has bolted?" Ans: Nope. You got your metaphors all wrong. First, its not a horse bolting because the stable door was left open, its the case of a camel poking its nose into the tent. Second, what door? Doors sure don't seem to be necessary for this one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Cope 0 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I thought I saw a squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Glanville 821 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Seeing that no one was injured . " The difference between Navigraph and NavDataPro " . John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac1 5 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 When I say “whoa” I mean “whoa”ya flea-bitten varmint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goof 490 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 "Terminals of the future. Boardins is now possible directly from the Gate without passenger jetways." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Chief Pilot 829 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I thought I saw a squirrel. Sorry for being off-topic (don't regard this one as a contribution to this contest): FSD = Foreign_Squirrel_Damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VARCOLAC5 85 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Now thats taking Air mail to the extreme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flusi4ever 39 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 "I swear, there was a spider on that wall" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrijan 193 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 "Heeey guys, what's up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandy 25 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 As this thread has gone a little quite, here is two more Captain to First Officer " How many times do i have to tell you not to hold the map upside down " New express delivery service - " We deliver right through your door " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky 118 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Here's mine Mathijs... The accident has just happened, the plane comes to a grinding halt. As the last piece of broken cockpit falls to the floor and the dust slowly settles, there is a silence... the pilot lifts his head, moves closer to his co-pilot and says... "You know mate, I really hate it when you take my instructions seriously..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deputy Sheriffs Jeroen Doorman 1763 Posted June 19, 2013 Deputy Sheriffs Share Posted June 19, 2013 Please make a U turn if possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig757 6 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Sir did u callibrate your new rudder pedals with the toe break option!!Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamJSS 16 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Here's mine. "Captain, this really should be on the ground crew."Sent from my Apple communications device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Swissman 68 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 "I told you that the new terrain radar only works properly with the upcoming Aerosoft A318/A319. Besides, its only a test version yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce448 35 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 "Hey I told you women's feet are smaller for a reason, you couldn't reach the brakes, stick to the kitchen next time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXL12 60 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Pilot: "I think we took, 'We will deliver YOU right at YOUR door!' too serious!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deputy Sheriffs jrotaetxe 242 Posted June 19, 2013 Deputy Sheriffs Share Posted June 19, 2013 "Springfield Ground... Hum...Ready for pushback" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennart B. 6 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 "Free beer? I´m in....ehm....inside actually!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Fürnkäß 174 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 "The future of flying is like a giant fast food store: You need to have a drive through option to stay competitive! The so called fast flight boarding" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deputy Sheriffs jrotaetxe 242 Posted June 19, 2013 Deputy Sheriffs Share Posted June 19, 2013 A second one... "Operations, wake up our lawyers. Landing buildings in taxiways is STRICTLY forbidden!" Or the modded version. Capt to 1st Officer: "This is the kind of things Aerosoft is bringing to us. Now, anyone with a medium priced computer thinks is qualified to perform a CATIII landing with a building..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marvic 183 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Airport Manger to pilot: "Let me guess. It's not your fault, the building jumped in the way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendall 29 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 "Crap, say the jingle!" Uhh, uh, like a good neighbor state farm is there!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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