Paul K 93 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 read befor posting, -we already had that one Woops. Didn't spot that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Smith 1116 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 read befor posting, -we already had that one Yeah but its funny so worth reading twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioan92 9 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Answer: Claustrophobic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul K 93 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Okay, this is probably going to upset someone somewhere, but it made me smile. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Smith 1116 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Answer: Claustrophobic. I had that in a Christmas Cracker last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parisss 22 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Hi ! Sorry about the off-topic, but is there going to be a "December Screenshot Competition" ? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioan92 9 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Okay, this is probably going to upset someone somewhere, but it made me smile. That one is awesome )) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaspis29 29 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Hi ! Sorry about the off-topic, but is there going to be a "December Screenshot Competition" ? Thanks Nope, there is the christmas card competion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parisss 22 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Well I post anyway btw Merry Christmas to all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta777 272 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 A 4-year-old boy was asked to give the meal blessing before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited-- and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddz 737 55 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 if only... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi 5161 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Smith 1116 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 And this is what they were really talking about over dinner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper Pilot 90 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Sorry, was fault. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkjets 1 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 what's the difference between a xmas brussel sprout and a bogey? my kids won't eat brussel sprouts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkjets 1 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 little boy on santa's knee. santa says" i know what you like", puts his finger to boys nose and spells out f..o..o..t..b..a..l..l, while taping boys nose boy says wow santa...I indeed do like football....how did you know?..santa says" father xmas knows everything little boy boy says" i know what you like santa"....f..a..n..*..y! how do you know asks santa....cos i smelled in on your fingers youu dirty bug*er!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkjets 1 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 tapping boys nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion 72 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?' 'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly. 'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?' Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAPTEJNLN 237 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 here is one as picture: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinFlyer 8 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 No real entry for this competition as it's clearly not my own but funny non the less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plodgeface 0 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 What do you call the man that leaves christmas presents for your cat? Santa Paws! *Ba Dum Tish* I'm here all week.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruhrpilot07 15 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Okay, this is probably going to upset someone somewhere, but it made me smile. , but I like it alot more without speech bubbles. I only look into "his" face, this is enough to make me laugh. Seems as "he" has to be the next one to go to the bathroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkjets 1 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 its going to be another fairy tail christmas in our house......GRIM! weare so poor me mother has to strip the bones out of her corsets to make us some soup!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart 134 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 its going to be another fairy tail christmas in our house......GRIM! weare so poor me mother has to strip the bones out of her corsets to make us some soup!! Huh thats nothing, we were so poor that we had to tickle grandad's nose with a feather and point him towards the Christmas tree to decorate it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikaru 0 Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? -Santa stopped at three ho's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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